1Speak right into the microphone, you'll do fine.
2Do that expressions chunk people seem to like.E
34Okay, now do the smooching chefs.
5Aren't you Italian? I think Drake's Italian too, right?E
6You gotta do warm ups, bud.E
7You wanna tell 'em about the Saw franchise?E
8Okay, now's your chance, Late Night bookers are listening.E
9Show 'em all your impressions. You're the King of the Long Walk!E
1011Let 'em know you know what sex is! You are Champion Baby!E
12This is my shortest joke. Perspective.E
13Tell your parents you love them.
14Do that dumb bear impression, it's cute. They'll love it.E
1516B-B-B-BONUS TRACK *GUNSHOT GUNSHOT AIRHORN AIRHORN* Nonna's Famous Recipe.
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